That Meme that Alan Wrote

You can find this on Alan's Blog
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1. List one book you think everyone should read this year.

The Stand by Stephen King

2. What is your favorite thing about your hometown?

The Beautiful Beaches or Bitches whatever you prefer

3. Incorrectly complete these Fall Out Boy lyrics: "This ain't a scene, it's a(n) _____________" (be creative)

This ain't a scene, it's a slightly deranged old man running around nude. . . .with a beard

4. What would you title your autobiography and how many pages would it be?

Beardless By Todd Williams (picture book)

5 pages


5. What was the best Christmas gift you've received? (ages 15 and under, adult Christmas gifts don't count)

Super Nintendo with Super Mario Bros Game

6. What's one new thing you learned this week? (they say you learn something new every day, so you should have a few things to choose from)

Alan is a HUGE nerd that enjoys writing Meme's

7. Open Skype/G-Chat/AIM and type "how's my favorite friend who I haven't chatted with today?" to someone you haven't chatted with at all today. This item isn't a question, just a polite demand to let someone know you were thinking of them.

Thats stupid :(

8. Tell me one really proud moment from your life. (be specific)

Graduating Highschool

9. Tell me one really embarrassing moment from your life. (be specific)

Filling out this SILLY Meme

10. Have you owned something for way too long... something you know you should get rid of or replace, but can't? If so, what and why?

My Filled Trash can. Far to lazy to empty it

11. Fill in the blank: Other than this one, _____ is the last blog I commented on.

I don't read blogs you fool

12. Do you have any scars? Tell me about one of them.

Emotional or physical?

13. I say "this is not tom", you say:
A. Who the eff is Tom?
B. Thank god, Tom sucks!
C. Oh, I love staring at page source code all day and solving riddles!! <3
D. And this is not me, not clicking the back button and not not reading the rest of this stupid meme.

C!!!

14. What do you get complimented on the most? (your looks, your creativity, your impressive collection of black santa figurines)

My teeth

15. Paste a link here to your favorite picture online:

This is fucking HILARIOUS
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/5568/judgementdayrm5.jpg

Skype Listy Thingy

- You are very mature for your age, and i think that you are going to have  a great and wonderful future 

- I first started talking to you cause I thought you were a "hot chick" but you are more than that, you are a Beautiful Woman with tons of talent, I look forward to working with you

- You amaze me, you can find a way to make ANYTHING work AND make money out of it. . .you are brilliant, and im glad you are one of my best friends

- You are just fucking crazy. . .and i love it

- You are an amazing individual, im so glad that i have gotten to know you so well, and my one wish for you is that you will see yourself for what you truly are. . a beautiful human being ...I LOVE YOU!

- You are a Master of the After Effects. . .im really glad i got to meet you!

- I call you to test my sound. . . you  mean nothing to me 

- You have a bright future ahead of you. . .and im really glad ive gotten to know you

- You are the biggest pervert i have ever met. . . and it suits you SO FUCKING WELL! LOVE YOU!

- I honestly dont know what to make of you

- By far the nicest person i have ever met in my life

- You are truly a delight. . .when you walk into a room it lights up

- I really enjoy being around you

- You are one giant ball of energy in a little body. . . you're awesome

- You are the biggest trouble maker i have ever met. . . .and i love it

- I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU. . . you have more talent in you pinky then i do in my whole body. . . i can't wait to see what life brings you

- ADD ME MUTHA FUCKA

Back When

I wish i could go back to being a child. .. . .or at least the way a child thinks. If you think about it, life was so much easier. You Didn't have to worry about. . .LIFE

You Didn't have to worry about responsibilities, or always be wary that someone is going to try and screw you over in some way. The only thing you were worried about was wether you could go outside and play

I miss that innocence, it seems now that my life is filled with nothing but worry. . . and it doesn't look like thats going to pass anytime soon

BLOOG

OMG TODD HAS A BLOG, i have another blog that i think only one person knows about and has read, its poorly written (just like this blog), and mainly just used as a personal diary and maybe one day i will share it...but for now this is going to have to do

I apologize in advance for all the bad grammar and punctuation

SO LETS GET STARTED

It really sucks when you think alot of someone. . . even look up to them, then they go and do things that make you lose ALL the respect you had for them. . . . this has happened recently with a few people i consider friends, and dont get me wrong. . i still DO consider them friends. . . but i don't look forward to talking to them anymore and plain just don't have the same love or respect for them

I haven't told them this yet. . .  and am wondering if i even should. .  . . maybe i just shouldn't be around them for awhile. . idk

alright im done!

thanks for reading this piece of garbage. . . im sure more will come soon (thats what she said!!)