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1. List one book you think everyone should read this year.
The Stand by Stephen King
2. What is your favorite thing about your hometown?
The Beautiful Beaches or Bitches whatever you prefer
3. Incorrectly complete these Fall Out Boy lyrics: "This ain't a scene, it's a(n) _____________" (be creative)
This ain't a scene, it's a slightly deranged old man running around nude. . . .with a beard
4. What would you title your autobiography and how many pages would it be?
Beardless By Todd Williams (picture book)
5. What was the best Christmas gift you've received? (ages 15 and under, adult Christmas gifts don't count)
Super Nintendo with Super Mario Bros Game
6. What's one new thing you learned this week? (they say you learn something new every day, so you should have a few things to choose from)
Alan is a HUGE nerd that enjoys writing Meme's
7. Open Skype/G-Chat/AIM and type "how's my favorite friend who I haven't chatted with today?" to someone you haven't chatted with at all today. This item isn't a question, just a polite demand to let someone know you were thinking of them.
Thats stupid :(
8. Tell me one really proud moment from your life. (be specific)
9. Tell me one really embarrassing moment from your life. (be specific)
Filling out this SILLY Meme
10. Have you owned something for way too long... something you know you should get rid of or replace, but can't? If so, what and why?
My Filled Trash can. Far to lazy to empty it
11. Fill in the blank: Other than this one, _____ is the last blog I commented on.
I don't read blogs you fool
12. Do you have any scars? Tell me about one of them.
Emotional or physical?
13. I say "this is not tom", you say:
A. Who the eff is Tom?
B. Thank god, Tom sucks!
C. Oh, I love staring at page source code all day and solving riddles!! <3
D. And this is not me, not clicking the back button and not not reading the rest of this stupid meme.
14. What do you get complimented on the most? (your looks, your creativity, your impressive collection of black santa figurines)
15. Paste a link here to your favorite picture online:
This is fucking HILARIOUS